14> anonymiss — the act of forgetting someone’s name immediately upon being introduced
13> crough — to cough during a play or concert, causing other people around you to cough
12> jennamnesia — to be so drunk as to forget you’re the President’s daughter
11> bobbityboo — mental distress in males inspired by thoughts of surgically-removed penises
10> spaffle — completely cooked waffle iron runoff
9> smealth — the ability to secretly leave behind body odor in an elevator to be blamed on the next person who enters
8> algoria — finding one’s Day Planner suddenly very, very, open
7> massturbation — group phone sex
6> dopplersation — a discussion held by two people who are continuing to move away from each other
5> afterblow — the compulsive need to review the contents of one’s handkerchief following a good nose-blow
4> spillisecond — the fraction of a second in which one may recover a toppled beverage before any liquid spills out
3> algebrassierism — the compulsion to spend time in math class spelling “BOOBIES” on an upside-down calculator
2> doglet — any breed of dog so small it can be terrorized by the average-sized house cat
1> squee-squee — the curved line on a windshield caused by a little nick in an old wiper blade
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