14> “Wow! ‘The Matrix: Reloaded’ was great! What did you think, Saddam?”
13> “Hey, who’s the Girl Scout with Roman Polanski?”
12> “I laughed. I cried. I started handing out free deodorant.”
11> “Amazing! It was nearly Sandlerian!”
10> “But monsieur, Tom Green is surely the greatest comic genius since Jerry Lewis!”
9> “Get the ‘Jaws of Life.’ Someone’s got his lips vapor-locked to Scorsese’s ass again.”
8> “Monsieur Stallone! More ice water, maintenant!”
7> “I swear, if zey make us sit through another Keanu Reeves movie, we’re taking back ze Statue of Liberty.”
6> “No Milk Duds or Raisinets? You call this a film festival?!?”
5> “Every year these Americans show up, and this town reeks of soap and shampoo for a month afterwards.”
4> “I surrender — to the charm of this film!”
3> “I’m afraid your visits to the concession counter are affecting the tides, Monsieur Ebert.”
2> “I presented myself the Palme d’Rouge last night!”
1> “Yes, your breasts are quite impressive — but it’s usually the women who go topless here, Mr. Goodman.”
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