14> The Eagles — “Pantsful, Queasy Feeling”
13> Van Halen — “Limp!”
12> Aretha Franklin — “D-E-P-E-N-D-S”
11> Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young — “Suite: Betty Ford Clinic”
10> The Rolling Stones — “(I Can’t Get No) Satisfactory Erection”
9> The Who — “(Talkin’ ‘Bout) My Operation”
8> Rod Stewart — “Tonight’s The Night (If The Viagra’s Alright)”
7> Led Zeppelin — “Chairlift To Heaven”
6> Three Dog Night — “Jeremiah was a Bud Frog…”
5> James Brown — “Papa’s Got A Brand New Colostomy Bag”
4> Elton John — “Saturday Night’s All Right For Bingo”
3> Edwin Starr — “Limited Engagement With No Clear Exit Strategy! What Is It Good For?!”
2> Yes — “Owner of a Bypassed Heart”
1> Men at Work — “Why Can’t I Pee Now?”
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