14. If the penis enlarges, you must dismiss charges.
13. If the cock’s still wilty, they must be found guilty.
12. Don’t make a penis promise, unless you can make it humongous.
11. As the evidence will show when displayed in full, these charges are nothing but cock and bull.
10. If the man-meat’s still shrunken, the swell-test they’re flunkin’.
9. If the dick’s still undersized, they must be penalized.
8. And if it turns red like a sausage does, reward punitive damages!
7. His small dick’s a bummer, let’s buy him a Hummer!
6. He has a small penis and can’t get his nub licked. Shouldn’t he be compensated for admitting it in public?
5. If the plaintiff’s shrimp-dicked, you must convict!
4. If his dick won’t inflate, you must compensate.
3. For some dick was all that plaintiff did ask — he didn’t know he would take it up the ass.
2. No boner by 8:00? We litigate.
1. His penis is small and his wallet’s been lightened — this man needs some cash to have his wife’s pussy tightened.
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