14> Nobody ever walks those stupid Dalmatians.
13> Dental plan only covers grotesquely oversized and badly gapped front teeth.
12> Actresses playing Little Mermaid forced to have their nipples sanded off.
11> Huey, Dewey and Leukemia.
10> Goofy has a nasty habit of marking his territory near the Food Court.
9> Hand rashes caused by the daily rubbing of Walt’s frozen head.
8> EuroDisney workers required to bathe at least once a month.
7> HMO requires referral by primary care veterinarian.
6> Repetitive “Small World” Syndrome.
5> “My neck aches from holding my nose up, I’m a pathological liar, and I catch on fire every time Ms. Pinocchio and I have sex.”
4> It’s a small wart, after all.
3> Them kids is all covered in germs!
2> The guy who tattoos the Disney ID on your forearm hasn’t changed the needle in years.
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