14> Loading Santa’s Sleigh
13> Dropping Toys Down the Chimney
12> Stuffing the Intestinal Stocking
11> Opening an Account With E.F. Glutton
10> Getting Stockingfaced
9> Fueling the Mother of All Yule Logs
8> Dreaming of a Wide Christmas
7> Becoming a Macy’s Float
6> Circuit-Training the Ol’ Sansabelt Muscles
5> Digest Ye Sedentary Gentlemen
4> Getting on Jenny Craig’s “Naughty” List
3> Not Letting the Nutritionists Win
2> Uploading to Napster
1> Providing Shade for the Ol’ Yule Log
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