14> Stop at 1995, pick up Jeff Gillooly, then continue on to September 1986 and pay a little visit to Bill Buckner.
13> “Noah! About the cockroaches… can we talk?”
12> OK, let’s admit it: We’re ALL thinking blackmail here.
11> Write “Geraldo sucks!” on every page of a leather-bound journal and place it in Al Capone’s vault.
10> Two words: Brontosaurus tipping
9> Screw the moral high ground. I’m going back to 1988 and nail that drunken cheerleader!
8> Prevent my grandfather from buying those pants.
7> Walk around telling crazy homeless people all about the future, just for kicks.
6> 9-month supply of Thalidomide milkshakes for the expectant Frau Hitler.
5> Mmm… Dodo-licious.
4> Travel to 1971 to save JFK. Then back to high school history class and pay attention this time.
3> Introduce Yoko Ono to Peter Frampton; kill two birds with one stone.
2> “While celebrating a successful bombing raid over Japan today, a young Navy pilot named George Bush was accidentally shot in the testicles by an unidentified fellow soldier.”
1> Mark Niebuhr, Minneapolis, MN — 1,2,3 (943rd #1, Hat Trick!, Topic, RU & HM Names, Hall Of Famer, List Owner)
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