13> Anna Nicole Smith goes after ancient treasure as Emma Balmer in “Tomb Dater.”
12> See George Walker Bush as George Herbert Walker Bush in “Once Upon a Time in Iraq.”
11> William Shatner shows terrorists for the bald-faced liars they are as Frank Follicle in “Toupe Beverly Hills.”
10> Ben Kingsley’s done with passive resistance — now MaHotHead Gandhi’s thinning out the bad guys in “The Fasting and the Furious.”
9> David Spade as Sammy the Elf in “I Nailed Mrs. Claus.”
8> Don Knotts is Henry Limpet in “The Ass-Kicking Mr. Limpet: Limpet Lives!”
7> Nick Nolte *is* Al Coholic in “Cider-Man.”
6> McCauley Culkin as Neo in “Matrix, We Are Now Officially Out of Ideas.”
5> From Vice President to adventure hero, don’t miss “Indiana Quayle and the Spelling Bee of Doom.”
4> Gray Davis as Private Sector in “The Terminated.”
3> Pee Wee Herman as Rod Wanker tries his hand at self-espionage in “The Pourne Identity.”
2> Justin Timberlake goes where no man has gone before as I. D. Flowerder in “Breakfast at Britney’s.”
1> Woody Allen one-ups Shaft as Oedipus X in “Mighty Afrodite.”
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