13> “The capitalist American government has caused us such great distress with their lies and two-faced infidel behavior that our military is unable to locate my pants.”
12> “Regarding our new French friends, I must admit that the Zionist dog, Jerry Lewis, is indeed the greatest comic genius of all times.”
11> “As American satellite pictures will verify, Saddam was merely helping the sheep over the fence.”
10> “The divine exhilaration of NASCAR radio broadcasts elevates the soul to such a plane of bliss and excitement that the almighty Allah himself boils with jealousy!”
9> “You, too, can make thousands of dollars each week by quitting your day job and becoming an Internet comedy writer.”
8> “Horny housewives are waiting for you to call them NOW!”
7> “The ill-mannered Americans you see on the streets toppling our statues and bombing are actually students here on spring break. Shame on them!”
6> “This dark stain on my pants is from wetting myself with joy at how well the battle goes for us.”
5> “This product is so incredibly rich and creamy, so delightfully flavorful, that it would be an American infidel lie to say that it is not butter!”
4> “All other cinema candies will bow or they will suffer a painful death when they look upon the crushing majesty of Red Vines!”
3> “Would you like any couscous with that?”
2> “Who, I ask you, is a swarthy dictator who is a sex machine to all the chicks? Saddam? Allah be praised, you are correct!”
1> “Our great leader Saddam stands strong and proudly defiant, repelling wave after wave of invading Western infidels, aided only by his infinite righteous might and his lovely wife Morgana al-Fa’irchild. Indeed, that is the ticket!”
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