13. Vanilla Mr. Bean
12. Whiff o’ Limbaugh
11. Dingleberry
10. Morning Breath
9. Haggis
8. Eau de Ron Jeremy
7. Essence of Stained Cocktail Dress
6. Asparagus Tinkle
5. Chicken Pot Pie-Berry
4. Grandpa’s Air Biscuits
3. Springtime in Jersey
2. Looooove Gravy
1. Yesterday’s Chili Festival