The Top 13 Alternate Titles for “Fahrenheit 9/11” (Right-Wing Wacko version)

13> Gone With the Windbag12> Of Mike and Mayhem11> A River of Crap Runs Through It10> Unforgiven — for Having the Gall to Win the Election9> My Left Wing8> Crouching Director, Not-So-Hidden Agenda7> Here We Go Round the Moore/Kerry/Bush6> Honey, I Shrunk the Truth5> 2 Fat 2 Furious4> Saving Senator Kerry3> The Bonfire of Reality2> Hey, If THIS Doesn’t Get Me Into Streisand’s Pants, Nothing Will1> My Big Fat Geek Fretting [ The Top 5 List www.topfive.com ] [ Copyright 2004 by Chris White ]

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