13. Michel’s E-Mail Joke, and His Subsequent Visit from the Secret Service
12. Larry Learns About Leather
11. My Dad is a Fifty-Year-Old Hippie, and I Want Some Discipline
10. It’s a Mall World After All
9. RJ Reynolds Presents: A Teenager’s Guide to the Dangerous, Grown-Up, and Really Cool World of Smoking
8. I Can Stop Anytime I Want: My Personal Beanie Baby Hell
7. Look Before Crossdressing
6. The Littlest Testicle
5. Binge and Purge: A Junior High Girl’s Guide to Staying Skinny
4. If You Cant Stand the Infection, Don’t Get Your Nipple Pierced
3. Eschew the Powder, Zebedee: An Amish Drug Tragedy
2. Yikes! My Boobs are Growing!
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