12> Reading circle guffaws at every “See Dick go. Go Dick. Go. Go. Go.”
11> “Tent-making” is a frequent show-and-tell theme.
10> “Nigel?”
“No.”
“Simon?”
“No.”
“Terry?”
“No.”
“Come now, certainly *one* of you can demonstrate this equation on the chalkboard.”
9> It seems like every other yearbook quote is from Rafael Palmeiro.
8> “You back there with your hand up… oh, my God!”
7> That poor climbing rope in the gym is seeing more action than Madonna.
6> Instead of one measly vice principal, your school now has an entire vice squad.
5> Peepholes between boys’ and girls’ locker rooms are now waist-high.
4> Other kids’ shadow pictures during filmstrips: dogs and bunnies. His shadow pictures during filmstrips: rockets and bananas.
3> Uptick in wrestling team interest offset by huge increases in clean-up costs.
2> “I will leave more room between me and Billy in the lunch line.
I will leave more room between me and Billy in the lunch line.
I will leave more room between me and Billy in the lunch line.”
1> The swim team members no longer have problems staying in their own lanes.
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