12> Retento, the World’s Most Organized Man
11> The Amazing Horse-Headed Centaur
10> The Pointless and Frankly Downright Embarrassing Comedy Stylings of Carrot Top
9> The Sneezing Sword Swallower
8> Hillary, the Testicled Lady
7> Mighty Mike: Pugilist, Philosopher, Devourer of Ears
6> The Pungent, Not-Quite-Intelligible Sidewalk Orator
5> Scroto and Nad, Testicularly-Conjoined-Twin Trapeze Artists
4> The World’s Tallest Midget!
3> Spasmini, the Epileptic Knife Thrower
2> Jacko, the Facially-Self-Mutilating Baby-Dangling Pedophile Billionaire Hermaphrodite of Pop
1> The Clinton-Swallowing Intern
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