12. “Beverly Hills 90210.2” — Bill is scammed out of his billions by a midriff baring vixen, only to have the money restored by Dylan, who somehow accomplishes this on a laptop while hanging around at the Peach Pit.
11. “Ally McBill” — When Bill makes fun of the new attorney’s micro-miniskirts, she kicks his ass. Janet Reno guest stars.
10. “The Brady Bunch” — Marsha doesn’t think her new boyfriend, Bill, is so groovy after he puts Bobby and Cindy’s lemonade stand out of business.
9. “One’s Company” — Deciding that less company is best for him, zany Bill forces all his co-stars into early retirement.
8. “Petticoat Junction” — The 3 girls from Hooterville make plans to seduce the new computer guru in town but change their minds when they hear the words “micro” and “soft.”
7. “That 70’s Show” — When Bill gets his first summer job programming in COBOL, Y2K hilarity ensues.
6. “Mork & Mindy” — Mork’s dweeby cousin, Dork from Ork, visits Earth.
5. “Love Boat” — The crew watches in horror as Captain Bill refuses to yield right-of-way to the oncoming supertanker USS Justice Department.
4. “Everybody Loves Bill” — Bill begins to suspect that people love him for his money. Guest stars: Anne Nicole Smith, Carmen Electra, and the guy who married Martha Raye
3. “I Dream of Billy” — Major Gates discovers a genie in a bottle who offers him the world; he refuses, saying, “I already own it!”
2. “Billigan’s Island” — Billigan builds a machine which is sure to get the castaways off the island — but it keeps crashing!
1. “Family Matters” — Urkel imagines what his adult life would be like if he had been born Caucasian.
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