12> Our Long National Nightmare Is Over: “Will & Grace” Now Banned in 11 States11> Bill O’Reilly Holds Public Hearing in Pants10> Ann Coulter Sprains Gloat Muscle9> Doctors Alarmed as Kerry’s Face Droops More Than Usual8> W to Bush Sr.: “In Your Face, Old Man!”7> Mary Cheney Marries Her Lesbian Partner in Massachusetts6> Bush: Victory “Supercauliflatulistic!”5> Democrats Lose Bid to Control White House, Congress, Bladders4> Newspapers Across Country Suddenly 35% Thinner3> Bush Restrung for Second Term2> States Now Look to Ban Same-Sex Massages1> Bush Reaches Out to Dems, Extends Middle Finger [ The Top 5 List www.topfive.com ] [ Copyright 2004 by Chris White ]