12> Wimpy — “I’d gladly pay you Tuesday for a hummer today.”
11> Foghorn Leghorn — Ah say, boy, ah say, you’ve got it all wrong. Those little chickens you’ve been chasing around are roosters. What you want is a big ol’ hen, like me.”
10> Bart Simpson — “Eat my shorts, ma’am!”
9> Batman — “Wanna help to dispel those nasty rumors about me and the Boy Wonder?”
8> Speedy Gonzales — “Senorita, it’s just a nickname!”
7> Pepe LePew — “But, mon cherie — I don’t smell any worse than anyone else in France.”
6> Ross Perot — “I’m worth $4 billion.”
5> Porky Pig — “L-L-Let’s go back to my place and f-f-f-f-f-f-f-fu-f-f-fu… hump.”
4> Popeye — “I’m strong to the finish ’cause I takes Viagra!”
3> Pinocchio — “Hey, I *am* a woody!”
2> Underdog — “My heart is for you, my Polly, dear; You are pure and true, can I sniff your rear?”
1> Tweety Bird — “I wuuuv to eat putty!”