10.Keeps confusing Paula Jones with John Paul Jones.
9.Close friends with Siegfried, hardly speaks to Roy.
8.Wants to rename the US “Hilaryland.”
7.Favorite book: “How to Get Along With Everyone,” by Marge Shott.
6.The Health Care Plan? Roger’s.
5.Has never seen identifying marks in Bill’s pants.
4.Chelsea originally named “Socks.”
3.Also requested women from Arkansas State Troopers.
2.Keeps Bill’s genitals in a little glass jar on her dresser.
1.Loves cattle; hates Flowers.