THE DOCTOR, because he says “take your clothes off”
THE DENTIST, because he says, “open wide”
THE BANKER, because he says, “if you take it out too soon, you will lose interest”
THE MILKMAN, because he says, “do you want it in the front or in the back”
THE INTERIOR DECORATOR, because he says, “once its in you will love it”
THE HAIRDRESSER, because he says, “do you want it teased or blown”