The Relationship with your Wife/Girlfriend Is Over When … – The milkman is wearing your bathrobe. – You get a ticket for the Jerry Springer Show. – She starts every sentence with the words … “To whom it may concern.” – Your mail comes addressed to “Current Resident.” – The local mortician starts measuring you for a new suit. – Her mother looks at you and starts laughing. – You are urged to stir your coffee “very well,” before drinking it. – Your favourite easy chair is plugged into the wall outlet. – People are already referring to her as the “widow.” – Your name is Fred and a new tattoo just below her navel reads … “Joe’s Place.”