Three men were doing they’re normal “I can top you” routine. The first man says, “I can remember back to the first day I was in nursery school.”
The second man says, “I can to that. I can remember back to the day I was born, hearing the doctor congratulating my mother on what a big, healthy baby I was.”
The third man starts laughing. “You think that’s going back?! I remember going to a dance with my father and coming home with my mother”