The Pope, OJ Simpson, and Bill Clinton Posted on August 2, 2015August 2, 2007 by admin The Pope, OJ Simpson, and Bill Clinton were in a boat when it started to sink. “Women and children first!” cried the Pope. � F–k the women.” said OJ. � Think we have enough time?” asked Bill Clinton. Spread the love Related posts: Don’t let an intern go … The White House Press Corps. Saw bush! To attend D-Day celebrations.