The owner of a bar is just locking up for the night when there is a knock at the door. He opens the door and there’s a snail sitting on the doorstep.
”What do you want?” asks the owner.
”I want a beer,” says the snail.
”First of all, we’re closed, and second of all, we don’t serve snails. So go away!”
The snail begs and pleads for a beer. The owner finally gets fed up, kicks the snail, and slams the door.
ONE YEAR LATER….
The owner of a bar is just locking up for the night when there is a knock at the door. He opens the door and there’s a snail sitting on the doorstep.
”What’d you do that for?” asks the snail.