Recently, a group of mathmaticians came to find a disturbing way
to prove that lawyers are evil (like we didn’t already know
that). It goes something like….
The more money and time you have to waste, the more lawyers you
need to defend you. So…
MONEY x TIME = LAWYERS
We all know that TIME is MONEY, so we can use substitution to
find that…
MONEY x MONEY = LAWYERS
Now another thing that is said a lot is that MONEY is the root
of all EVIL. So therefore…
______
MONEY = / EVIL
Again we can use substitution to find that…
______ ______
/ EVIL x / EVIL = LAWYERS
Or, more simply…
EVIL = LAWYERS
We were right all along.