The grasshopper joke! Posted on April 26, 2018April 26, 2008 by admin So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “Hey! Your a grasshopper! We have a drink named after you!”. The grasshopper says “Oh yeah? You have a drink named Leonard?!”. Spread the love Related posts: Strong Drunk Drunk at your door One for my friend Your momma