a man got invited 2 a party with a king and queen.the king stood up and said here in front of me i have a pool of crocodiles the man who can make it across successfully can marry my beutiful daughter or have �1 million the party carried on and then suddenely there was a splash there was a man frantically swimming across the pool and made it too the other side the king was gobsmacked,so what shall it be said the king,the man said neither i just want the bastard who pushed me in……