21. Labs used to be fun.22. T.A. used to stand for teaching assistant, now, for terribly articulated.23. Squirt guns equal stress relief.24. E-mail becomes your second language.25. Frat parties are exactly like they are in the movies.26. Ten-page papers used to sound impossible, now they’re a Godsend.27. You never realized so many people are smarter than you.28. You never realized so many people are dumber than you.29. Professors are like celebrities: you see them, but they never see you.30. Western Europe could be wiped out by a horrible plague and you’d never know, but you could recite last week’s episode of “Friends” verbatim.