There was once an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man
and there was this magical slide. The Genie of the slide said to
them, “I grant you a wish when you slide down this magical
slide.”
The English man slid down the slide and shouted “GOLD!!!” and he
landed in a pile of gold.
The Irish man slid down the slide shouted “SILVER!!!” and landed
in a pile of silver.
The Scottish man went down the slide and thought it was fun so
he said “WEE!!!” and landed in a puddle of wee.