An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better
to spend time with the wife or a mistress.
The architect said, �I enjoyed time with my wife, building a solid foundation
for an enduring relationship.
The artist said, �I enjoyed time with my mistress, because of the passion and
mystery I found there.�
The engineer said, “I like both.”
“Both?” they questioned.
The Engineer said, “Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each
assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the lab and
get some work done.”