Why Don’t We Mix Up the Two(Tune, “Why don’t we get drunk…”with apologies to Jimmy Buffett)I’ve got a pound of Cesium,It’s burning gently near.The sky-blue flame looks lovely,But it’s noise I want to hear.So darlin’ bring some water,A couple pints’ll do.And why don’t we mix up the two?Why don’t we mix up the two?’Cause Cesium and water,Really make a wicked brew.You say I’ve got a death wish,But honey, I’m just blue.So why don’t we mix up the two?—Songs of Cesium #29