THE BIRTH OF A CANDY BAR…One PAYDAY MR.PEANUT wanted a BIT
O’HONEY, so he took MARYJANE behind the POWERHOUSE on the corner
of CLARK and FIFTH AVENUE. He began to feel her MOUNDS. That was
pure ALMOND JOY…
…It made her TOOTSIE ROLL. He let out a SNICKER as his
BUTTERFINGER went up her JUICYFRUIT and caused a MILKY WAY…
…She screamed OH HENRY as she squeezed his PETER PAUL and
ZAGNUTS. MARYJANE said, “You are even better than the… THREE
MUSKETEERS.” Soon she was a bit CHUNKY and nine months later
had a BABY RUTH.