The Blonde’s Revenge!
* Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
It matches their mustache.
* What’s black, blue, and brown and lying in a ditch?
A brunette who’s told too many blonde jokes.
* What’s the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
No one else wants it!
* What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
The invitation.
* Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners?
So brunettes can remember them.
* What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
Invisible.
* What’s a brunette’s mating call?
“Has the blonde left yet?”
* What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
A hostage
* Who makes bras for brunettes?
Fisher-Price