~ Man: An animal [whose]…chief occupation is extermination of other
animals and his own species, which, however, multiplies with such
insistent rapidityas to infest the whole inhabitable earth and Canada.
~ Woman: An animal…having a rudimentary susceptibility to
domestication… The species is the most widely distributed of all beasts
of prey… The woman is omnivorous and can be taught not to talk.
~ Cabbage: A…vegetable about as large and wise as a man’s head.
~ The orgasm has replaced the Cross as the focus of longing and the image
of fulfillment.
~ Boy meets girl: girl get’s bot into pickle: boy gets pickle into girl.
~ Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change
color and fall from the trees.
~ I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I don’t know.
~ I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re
upstairs in my socks.
~ The doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his
client to plant vines.
~ Talk is cheap because supple exceeds demand.
~ Anyone can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.