After a Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents
decided to go out for a beer.
The guy from Corona sits down and says, “I would like the
world’s best beer, a Corona.” The bartender dusts off a bottle
from the shelf and gives it to him.
The guy from Budweiser says, “I’d like the best beer in the
world, give me ‘The King Of Beers,’ a Budweiser.” The bartender
gives him one.
The guy from Coors says, “I’d like the only beer made with Rocky
Mountain spring water, give me a Coors.” He gets it.
The guy from Guiness sits down and says, “Give me a Coke.” The
bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.
The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, “Why
aren’t you drinking a Guiness?” and the Guiness resident replies
“Well, if you guys aren’t drinking beer, neither will I.”