A precocious 4-year-old was brought to the ER with a severe cough, a nurse
writes. She kept up a non-stop conversation while I was trying to assess her
lung sounds. Finally, I said, “Shhh, I have to see if Barney is in there.”
The child looked at me and calmly stated, “I have Jesus in my heart. Barney is
on my underwear.”