An English prisoner of war was held by the Germans. The Englishman was shot
all over the place, and okay until one day when the German told him, �Englander,
your arm is infected with gangrene vee must cut it off.�
The English prisoner said, �Well, okay, but could you drop it over England
when you go bombing?�
The German replied, �Ya, that vill not be a problem.�
A few weeks later the German tells the Englishman that they have to cut his
other arm off. The Englishman says, �Well, could drop it over England like you
did last time?�
�Ya, that vill be done,� says the German.
The next day the German tells him that they have to cut his leg off. Once
again the Brit says, �Well, could you do the same as before?�
The German replies, �Vhy, ya.�
The next the German tells him they have to cut his other leg. �Well,� begins
the Brit, �could you just…�
The German snapped, �No! We think you are trying to escape!�