The 25 Top Reasons Why Picard is Better than Kirk

25 When Picard marries a couple, he doesn’t lose the groom in battle.

24 Picard can speak in more languages than Kirk has ever heard.

23 Kirk was the first captain to see a Romulan, but Picard went to Romulus & kicked their butts.

22 Kirk never met an alien (female) he didn’t like. . .

21 Kirk bested an old, tired has-been called Apollo, while Picard has bested an omnipotent being several times.

20 Picard can be vulnerable with women.

19 Picard has better taste in recreation (who needs a local bar when you’ve got a holodeck).

18 Picard looks better as a detective than Kirk does as a gangster.

17 Picard got to crown the leader of the Klingon high council.

16 Picard saved the Federation from the space bugs.

15 Picard became a Borg.

14 Picard can quote Shakespeare & doesn’t need spectacles to read it.

13 Picard can fence.

12 Picard makes a better Romulan than Kirk does.

11 Picard is a wine connaisseur.

10 Picard punches Ferengi as well as Kirk ever punched the wimpy Klingons of the first series.

9 Picard never let a bald midget in a dwarf ship with a scary dummy fake him out for an entire episode.

8 Picard didn’t let some female with a loose screw take over his body & his ship while sticking him in her body.

7 Picard hasn’t EVER had to spend an entire episode ridding his ship of furry hairballs which reproduce.

6 Picard doesn’t lose as many red shirts.

5 Picard has killed Klingons in hand to hand combat on several different occasions.

4 Picard has broken the Prime Directive at least a dozen times.

3 Picard can swear in Klingon.

2 Kirk never climbed a turbo shaft with a foxy lady & got it on in the bowels of the ship.

1 Kirk never mind melded with a Vulcan to help the VULCAN with his self control.

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