Pupil : Please Miss, would you punish someone for something they
didn’t do?
Teacher: No, Of course not!!
Pupil : Oh good, Because i haven’t done my homework!!!
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Teacher: You have your shoes on the wrong feet.
Pupil : They’re the only feet I have.
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Teacher: What can you tell me about the dead sea?
Pupil : I didn’t even know it was ill!!!
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Teacher: Give me a sentence with the word “INDISPOSITION” in it.
Pupil : I always play center in baseball because I like playing
“in dis position!”
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Teacher: I wish you’d pay a little attention
Pupil : I’m paying as little as i can, sir.