Taxidermist

This guy walks into a bar down in Georgia and orders a Grape Nephi. Surprised,
the bartender looks around and says, “You isn�t from around here. Where you
from, boy?”
The guy says, “I’m from Pennsylvania�.
The bartender asks, “What do you do up in Pennsylvania?”
The guy responds, “I’m a taxidermist�.
The bartender asks, “A taxidermist… what the hell is a taxidermist?”
The guy says, “I mount dead animals�.
The bartender smiles and shouts to the whole bar, “It’s OK boys, he’s one of
us!”

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