A man walks into a tattoo parlor and asks if the guy does $100 bills.
“Sure”, says the artist. “Where you want it?”
“Wrap it around my prick”, says the customer.
“Why do you want it on your prick?” asked the tattoo artist.
“Three reasons”, replied the man thoughtfully, “
One, I like to play with my money.
Two, I like watching my money grow.
Three, my wife loves to blow money.”