This little guy is sitting in a bar, drinking and minding his own business.
When all of a sudden a great big guy comes in and�bang!�knocks him clean off the barstool and onto the floor.
The big guy says, �That was a karate chop from Korea.�
The little guy gets back up on the stool and starts drinking again when all of a sudden�bang!�the big guy knocks him down again, this time saying, �That was a judo chop from Japan.�
Deciding he�s had enough of this, the little guy gets up, brushes himself off and leaves the premises.
He�s gone for an hour before he returns and�crash!�he knocks the big guy right off his stool to the ground, where he lies unconscious.
The little guy looks at the bartender and says, �When that big jackass comes to, you can tell him that was a tyre iron�from Target.�
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo