yo mama so tall, she did a backflip and kicked jesus in the
mouth.
yo mama so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
yo mama’s glasses are so thick, she looks at a roadmap and sees
people waving.
yo mama so hairy, bigfoot takes pictures of her.
yo mama so short, she can tie her shoes standing up.
yo mama so bald, i can see whats on her mind