A baby was born that was so advanced that he could talk. He looked around the delivery room and saw the doctor.”Are you my doctor?” he asked.”Yes, I am.”The baby said “Thank you for taking such good care of me during birth.”He looked at his mother and asked, “Are you my mother?””Yes, I am,” she said.”Thank you for taking such good care of me before I was born” he said. He then looked at his father and asked “Are you my father?””Yes, I am,” his father answered.The baby motioned him close, then poked him on the forehead with his index finger 5 times, saying “I want you to know that THAT HURTS!”