Sally: My daughter’s a cross dresser, let’s talk about it
Jenny: My daughter’s a cross dresser, is she better than me?
Jerry: My daughter’s a cross dresser, let’s kick her ass
Sally: Blind dates: I need someone sensitive
Jenny: Blind dates: I need someone with a good body
Jerry: Blind dates: I need someone who can kick ass!
Sally: Teens who dress too sexy, are they feeling angry?
Jenny: Teens who dress too sexy, are they really sexy?
Jerry: Teens who dress too sexy, and can kick ass!
Sally: Is my man cheating to get money for my sick mother?
Jenny: Is my man cheating cause I don’t dress good enough?
Jerry: Is my man cheating? I’ll kick his ass!
Sally: My summer: How I got emotionaly damaged
Jenny: My summer: How I got a boob job
Jerry: My summer: How I got to kick ass!
Sally: My parents don’t understand each other, please talk to
them
Jenny: My parents don’t understand each other, make them sexy
Jerry: My parents don’t understand each other, kick their asses
Sally: I’m afraid of letting my feelings out
Jenny: I’m afraid I’m not sexy enough
Jerry: I’m afraid I’ll get my ass kicked
Sally: Bad influences: What’s your child talking about at school?
Jenny: Bad influences: Did you hire a sexy babysitter?
Jerry: Bad influences: Do you kick his ass too much?
Sally: Fashion spree: Look more intelligent
Jenny: Look more sexy
Jerry: Look more ‘I’m gonna kick your ass’
Sally: Change your child’s attitude
Jenny: Change your child’s looks
Jerry: Kick your child’s ass
Sally: Long lost nerd: reunite with people from your class and
show ’em the new you
Jenny: Long lost nerd: reunite with people from your class and
show ’em how sexy you’ve become
Jerry: Long lost nerd: reunite with people from your class and
kick their ass! Don’t take that!