My answer to “What to do with Bin Laden?” Well, this sounds
good to me. It would be true poetic justice:
Killing him will only create a martyr. Holding him prisoner
will inspire his comrades to take hostages to demand his
release. Therefore, I suggest we do neither.
Let the Secret Service, Navy Seals, or whomever covertly
capture him, fly him to an undisclosed hospital, and have
surgeons quickly perform a complete sex change operation.
Then we return “her” to Afghanistan to live as a woman
under the Taliban.