Carol was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed
in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. “Listen to
this,” she said. “There’s a classified ad here where a guy is
offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium.”
“Hmmm,” her husband said, not looking up from his magazine.
Teasing him, Carol said, “Would you swap me for a season ticket?”
“Absolutely not,” he said.
“How sweet,” Carol said. “Tell me why not.”
“Season’s more than half over,” he said.