There was once a man who loved to go shopping for food. This
man was not very clever though. So one day when he was at Stop &
Shop there was a notice about a sweepstakes. It said:
THE ONE WHO GETS THE FRESHEST CHICKEN WINS!
Now this man had no idea what the priza was, but when the day of
the contest came he was ready to win.
“And first prize goes to…FREDDIE CROCKER!” That was not the
man. You see the man, being stupid, brought in an alive chicken!