So one day superman was flying over this skyscraper. He saw this hot girl, sunbathing nude. Then he goes, “What the hell, i want to screw her. I can do it and she won’t even notice.” So he goes down, screws her aand flies away.
The hot girl goes, “What the hell was that?”
The invisible man replies, “I don’t know, but my asshole really hurts now…”
Get it?