Here’s a list of camps you may NOT want to send your kids to:
Tommy Lee’s Camp Kickachick
Monica Lewinsky’s Camp Suckaweewee
President Clinton’s Camp Getahoochie
Ellen DeGeneres’s Camp Lickacoochie
Kenneth Star’s Camp Catchacrook
O.J. Simpson’s Camp Killachick
Lorena Bobbit’s Camp Cutaweewee
Tonya Harding’s Camp Clubaknee
Susan Smith’s Camp Blameabrotha
Pamela Lee’s Camp Lottatatas
Michael Jackson’s Camp Wannabewhitey
Louis Farakahn’s Camp Killawhitey