One day a blonde woman was so fed up with all of the dumb blonde
jokes that she decided to kill herself. She took a rope outside
and found a suitable tree. She threw the rope over a branch and
proceeded to hang herself.
Soon two men came along and asked, “what are you doing?”. She
replied, “I’m hanging myself.” The two men looked at her and
said, “well usually if your trying to kill yourself you put the
rope around your neck.” Then the Blonde said, “Duh, I tried that
but I couldn’t breathe.”